Welcome back to "Hacking the Headlines"! It's been a while, but it's that time of year again – the Super Bowl halftime show. Let's dive into the breakdown of this year's performance. Are you excited? I'm excited. This year featured performances by Usher, Alicia Keys, Lil Jon, Ludacris, and a few other has-beens that nobody cares about. They sucked big time 20 years ago and continue to suck today. It was an epically bad performance all around, in my opinion. But hey, amidst the mediocrity, there's still plenty of symbolism and hidden messages to dissect. Right off the bat, we're greeted with a fake warning, drenched in red, a major theme throughout the Super Bowl halftime show. Then, the performances kick off with obvious "As Above, So Below" symbolism – a handstand on a head, black and white attire symbolizing duality, Freemasonry's influence evident. Usher sports a phoenix brooch, symbolizing order out of chaos, while Alicia Keys, dr...